You do not Swear?
Oh you don’t swear do you?
Such a paragon of virtue
Are you sure? You never have?
Oh, you are self righteous, my bad
Oh dear, so you feel you are tainted
In my company of rampant profanity
Belittled is your virtuous sanctity
So what be your reward for such service to the Lord?
A special place in heaven? A sparing from the raven?
Who determines? Who defines?
If profanity in actual fact defiles?
Oh you do not know, you cannot see
Men blinded by their own self righteous sanctity